Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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