There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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