I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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