Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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