Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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