4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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