I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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