Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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