PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want to make a zoo with you.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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