I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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