What did we do last night that was yellow?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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