is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just found puke in my bra..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
