i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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