Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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