Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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