just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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