she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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