Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
This is the high leading the old right now
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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