piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have aggressive nipples.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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