Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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