When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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