don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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