Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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