K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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