Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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