my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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