Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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