I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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