That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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