did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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