Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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