bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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