you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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