i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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