I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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