I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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