im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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