i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We left the knife in your bed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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