You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize