i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Randomize
