so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
