we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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