i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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