I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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