i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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