i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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