if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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