u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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