white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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