It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
