Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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