I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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