You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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